In my house, this is the kind of thing that happens:
Knitter peacefully tries to take a picture of her feet, with her first real socks (as opposed to slipper socks) on them:
(Patons Kroy Socks, Tutti Frutti Jacquard, 2.75 mm needles - way too big! I know better now, basic ribbed sock, in case anybody cares)
She becomes the victim of a driveby-slobbering! Thanks, Stormy!